Welcome to Triac 2000. We (Eric Macejko and Mark Donovan) will be your hosts for this evening. You are about to embark on an incredible journey into the mysterious realms of the Triac Box. Few have dared to venture where you have, and many have not returned. Also, in the spirit of the Triac Box and it's physical output (the lamp), we have selected Big Sugar's smash hit "Turn The Lights On" from their "Heated" album as our background music. ENJOY!!!!!!! And GOOD LUCK............